Monthly Archives: May 2013

Haircuts And Selfies

No, this isn’t a post about me complaining about selfies (or haircuts). This is a post in which I post a few selfies (focusing on my haircut). I’m so, so very sorry.

Anyway, recently I visited a certain hair salon at the University and wound up getting a much-needed haircut. As you may be able to tell. And because someone asked for a photo, I figured I should post a few. At the very least, that person will now see what my haircut is like. At the most, you’ll all see my haircut and wait you’ll have the perfect, most anonymous way to mock it oh no oh no this is a really bad idea aaaahhhhhhh.

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Scribe’s Annual Report

It’s time for that update. But first:

WASHING CLOTHES FUCKING SUCKS. DEAR CLOTHES: WASH AND IRON YOURSELVES, YOU LAZY FUCKS.

Dear future possible employers: The above is satire, I’m actually a really nice person. But onwards, let’s get this update done. Continue reading

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Blog Reboot 2: The Rebootening.

A long, long time ago,

When dirt was where flowers now grow,

I used to write blog stuff here. Then, roughly a year ago, I posted a short thing saying that I should/would blog more, and then never blogged again.

While my life isn’t too interesting, there’s no reason to not blog anyway, so I might (will) start doing so again. Because I can. And now I have a slightly more interesting life than I had twelve months ago.

And because I like the name of this blog. And hence I want to keep it active for the day I become famous, and people say “Oh, where’s your blog?” and I say “BLAAAAAAARRGHHH *spittle*” and they say “Oh okay oh wow it’s kind of a pretentious nam- Wait it’s been active for forever so that’s actually really creative. Have sex with me!” and then I’ll be famous because I’ll have a decent name on my blog.