Scribe’s Annual Report

It’s time for that update. But first:

WASHING CLOTHES FUCKING SUCKS. DEAR CLOTHES: WASH AND IRON YOURSELVES, YOU LAZY FUCKS.

Dear future possible employers: The above is satire, I’m actually a really nice person. But onwards, let’s get this update done. Continue reading

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Blog Reboot 2: The Rebootening.

A long, long time ago,

When dirt was where flowers now grow,

I used to write blog stuff here. Then, roughly a year ago, I posted a short thing saying that I should/would blog more, and then never blogged again.

While my life isn’t too interesting, there’s no reason to not blog anyway, so I might (will) start doing so again. Because I can. And now I have a slightly more interesting life than I had twelve months ago.

And because I like the name of this blog. And hence I want to keep it active for the day I become famous, and people say “Oh, where’s your blog?” and I say “BLAAAAAAARRGHHH *spittle*” and they say “Oh okay oh wow it’s kind of a pretentious nam- Wait it’s been active for forever so that’s actually really creative. Have sex with me!” and then I’ll be famous because I’ll have a decent name on my blog.

Just Dead, Not Sleeping

Yeah, stuff, right. This thing.

It appears that, in my absence, WordPress has gone mad. It’s now very difficult to get to the “complex” (read: decent) post writing screen thing. There’s three or four “NEW POST!” buttons on every page, but they all bring up this weird little sub-standard editor. None of this is relevant, given that I never post here, but complain I feel I must.

But on with new things related to myself. Continue reading

One Particular Reason Of Why I Love Linux And Open Software

I’m currently working on finishing up the last little bit of a compilation album. Specifically, a bit of art. The What CD, if that means anything. If not, think of it as a mixtape. You do know what a mixtape is, right?

I don’t have a fancy setup in front of me, just a three-year-old laptop that wasn’t just outdated when it was new, it was outdated when it was conceived. The CEO of Toshiba sat down and said “We’re going to design a tablet PC, for education. Let’s get our best designers on it.”

“Tell them to make it as shitty as possible.” Continue reading

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Skyrim.

Skyrim.

Also, Skyrim.